Our beloved intern, which takes care of the “Teach you how to stunt” platform is requesting a week off to recharge her batteries. All our employees are encouraged to request time away from work, and more importantly, be honest about their motivation.

Dear Olga boss,

Here’s my motivation for taking some time off, honestly, no bullshit. I’m in rehab, life is a bit of a bitch at the moment. Things started to go bad so I had to cut them off my daily ritual. I took it as a sign from the baby gizăz, when I left my player in the train last week, that I have to stop listening to music while on the road and start changing my commute. So, day 3 without coffee, music or the subway. Replacing coffee with water is the hardest part, I just starred at the espresso machine for 30 seconds debating whether I should pour coffee down my throat or refill the water bottle. Winner winner, chicken dinner. Going to the bathroom every 7 minutes is my newest cardio exercise. And biking to work, which proved to be very enjoyable and not as sweaty as I thought. Here’s a song I’ve been humming loudly on my way home –> Beck – Dreams 

With this leave of absence, I plan on doing my thing these days, which is “leaving”. I will sleep in a tent, not drink coffee and possibly get hit in the face by a Magyar friend of mine. And cut my hair, too. I’ll be back on Tuesday morning with batteries all recharged and ready to dive into the shitstorm. The future’s bright, the future’s orange, right? 

Uauauiua,

Alleyway