Since it’s open season for exams and evaluations right now, we have asked some members of “Teach you how to stunt” division to write down what they’re thinking about while jogging (if they’re not listening to Britney Spears or other pop queens). Here’s what Gina Underwater wrote us:
Dear Olga friend, here’s the news in a totally random order:
Jon Stewart retires from the Daily Show, my laptop is slowly dying – I can feel it breathing heavily every time I open the browser, Johnny delusional is playing at the radio in this moment, rain starts flooding the streets again which is good news, I got my skin all burned while tanning like an idiot for 7 hours, Lana del Rey is a bit depressing, my golden shoes haven’t been used yet, I found a cool book with gypsy poems, Matlab is finally installed on my laptop, how is Brooklyn during the winter? My Bolivia fund went to shit, made some musical discoveries that go well with the commute, I plan on running away from home with the motorcycle, never again will I eat pizza, a normal conversation takes place at 60dB, pain is not fun, library rats are nice people, the perfume I stole from my sister is mine now, the yoga mat has disintegrated, the planet Uranus rolls around the Sun like a dandy, I have added some new words to my vocabulary that I’m not willing to share, the concerts from last weekend were really cool, Camino del Santiago is my newest interest, a tattoo with a bear riding a bicycle saying “less upsetti more spaghetti” seems like a good idea, I need a tent for 4 nights, why the fuck did I go running last time? Bucharest is not a bad place to live in, the central nervous system does not regenerate, today I almost rescued a cat, wine is dangerous, taxi drivers are most likely to end up in jail, I think a skateboard would really improve my commute, Wild Tales should be on everyone’s “must watch” list, solid fuel is better than liquid fuel, the “magnets, BITCH” guy got a bit fat in the final season, there’s a blue shirt that I have to iron, shitstorm is a good name for a dog, sometimes I want to move out, dolphins have feelings, nobody gives a shit about Monica Lewinsky anymore, I should definitely go to Sweden this summer, facebook is a stubborn bitch that won’t let go easily, I should listen more often the albums I have home, a lime costs more than a lemon, my empathizing friends are good with empathy, wikihow should make an article about how to steal a tent and get away with it, nails are unnecessary and I CAN judge a book by its cover.
Million thanks, bye!